Stories tagged with "babe"
Girls Will Be Girls
Her new roommate gives her a warm welcome to the sorority.
As you get older and wiser, you realize that some things are just better than other things. You also start to realize that some things are better in bigger quantities. Everyone can usually agree that more is better. One if something is great, but two or three of something is even better. This is the general idea behind wealth, wealth, we measured in a myriad of ways, not just in how much coin you've got the old bank account, but also in spiritual wealth, or a wealth of knowledge can even be measured in how much poontang you get in that respect. I might be the richest person I know. Today, weekends are okay, but three or four-day weekends are even better. Or like when you crack an egg, and there are two yolks and one, you get the point. That is precisely the reason why threesomes are awesome. Two chicks in your bed are much better than one. But when life gives you more of something, you have to know what to do with it. There is an added responsibility when life gives us those unexpected gifts. Like when there's a religious holiday, You didn't even know what do you do to make the best of the day, skee ball or dirt bike racing. Or when the girl you meet at that party doesn't go anywhere without her best friend, and that includes going back to your apartment. Like when you meet that same girl, the exact moment in her life when she's trying things and is feeling adventurous. It is the dream of any guy on earth to share two beautiful women at one time. Most of the time. It's more of a dream than three-day weekends or religious holidays. If you gave a guy a choice between celebrating Rosh Hashanah and having a threesome, he'd probably choose the latter. Although, let's be honest, Rosh Hashanah is pretty dope to knowing exactly what to do in a threesome is a crucial lesson in life. It's like learning how to ride a bike or how to change a tire or light bulb or make toast. Yep, threesomes are the Holy Trinity. They are a penultimate benchmark on a man's sexual life path, which marks a new level of pride and prowess on his part to tame not one but two posses at the same time. The responsibility here is simply not to shrivel up into a ball under the weight of the pressure. Most guys feel a responsibility to perform with only one chick, but I can imagine the fearsome guys might face when two women want to take you back to their house and fuck you. It can be daunting, I'm sure; you might think of every possible thing that could go wrong. What if I spent too much time kissing one girl and not give enough attention to the other, or you might be worried that you'll prematurely blow your wad all over the place. But what you must know is that there will come a time in your life when this exact scenario will happen. You might not believe it at first because you've been dreaming of it so long, but it will be as real as anything else might be. To women will want to fuck you just you expecting it to happen is half the battle. Trying not to look so surprised is another part of it. Like anything in this life, you have to be willing to expect it, whether good or bad, so as to not deliver a blow to your gut that you can't recover from. Life is like an intense game of boxing; you can't dance around the ring and keep your gloves over your face. You got to take a few punches and deliver a few punches. Having this philosophy in mind will help you in the boxing ring that is the world of meeting women. Some of them will take you down before you can count to 10. But if you get them before they get you, you're golden. You can be a world champion of pussy if you want to. And then you can go buy one of those giant ridiculous metal belts to prove it. There are some things to keep in mind, though; before embarking on this threesome quest, meeting women and convincing both of them to come back and have sex with you is a hard thing to do. If you thought Sudoku, chess, or even a Rubik's cube is hard, you don't know anything yet. For most guys, it's hard enough picking up one chick. But one of the things that you have to realize is that you can't really try to have a threesome going out with the sole intention of trying to have a threesome looks desperate and creepy. It's a little like ordering two cheeseburgers and expecting that you can enjoy every last morsel and not feeling like you're going to collapse afterward. It's just plainly obvious that your eyes are much bigger than your stomach and that your standards are delusional. Just imagine a guy at a bar with the audacity to pick up two chicks unless you have a supernatural game or a giant house or celebrity status or something. It takes an enormous set of balls to knock down that plan. He generally won't come even close, and most of the time, you'll go back home empty-handed with your ego broken a million pieces. No, you can't try to have a threesome, but if you just let it happen, then it's perfectly plausible. In fact, just letting it happen is the key to the whole game. It's not like it's completely unrealistic. And off the table one night while you're out you'll meet a girl she'll be with her best friend. Both of them might be insanely hot, and it'll be hard to decide between the two. You'll start talking to both of them, and they might be interested in you and vice versa. You shouldn't make it completely transparent that you'd take the first one who took their clothes off. You play completely cool, Steve McQueen cool. Then when the time is right, you ask both of them back to your apartment with the sole intention of kicking back by the fire talking. Maybe a little innocent cuddling, one thing will lead to another, and all of a sudden, You've got two pairs of legs wrapped around yours and two sets of breasts in your mouth. Once you are knee-deep, you can't think of every detail; as I mentioned before, because you might overwhelm yourself, you must have the self-confidence to know that awkwardness will kill the deal. I've been in the exact situation I described in the last paragraph multiple times in the past six months alone. It's the perfect scenario and the perfect setting for a threesome. I've met a couple of girls while I was out, brought them back to where I was staying. And one thing led to another one time, in particular, stood out because it happens so naturally. Also, the chicks involved were incredibly gorgeous. How can I forget that detail? Anyways, one was fresh, and the other was American. The French girl had an incredibly sexy accent, and there's nothing sexier than an accent, and a French accent tops that list for me at least. The American girl was a gymnast, so she was very limber. We are tucked somewhere in a booth one night talking in the dark corner of the room. All I can really see is the glint of the lip gloss coming off their lips and a little bit of their eyes. I could also faintly feel the breath against my ears; we're talking in a fairly loud room. One of us made the gesture that we should step outside to get some fresh air and we can hear each other better. We continue the same great conversation for about an hour or so. And I felt the vibes, a judge that it was about the right time to ask them if they want to come back to my place and talk. We're at my place for a little while, and all of a sudden, one of the chicks out of the blue says, I really want to kiss somebody right now. It's like she was sick of no one making a move, so she decided to pull the trigger. I told her that if she really wants to kiss someone that she should kiss her friend next to her. Her friend, the French one, nodded like it was okay. And they go at it. I know this might be the first time they ever kiss, but it looked like they wanted to go out it for a long time. Something was definitely building between the two. So that's when I jumped in, and we started a little three-way kiss, then the clothes get thrown off. I feel my way through the experience using nothing but my own intuition. I go down on the American one while she goes down on the French one and then vice versa. The sex part is easy. We just took turns. I think while I was banging the French one, I used a vibrator and the American one. It was a magical experience that lasted a couple of hours in the morning. We all woke up spooning each other. We went at it one more time, and then I had to leave. The most important thing to remember is that threesomes don't need to be daunting. We're around a multitude of people every day. Know that if you aren't awkward and don't pollute your mind with a million questions, banging two chicks at once can be the most fun you've ever had. I'm Jack Gary. Every self Good night
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